venezuelan hole punch

when you stitch a pussy closed. wait till it heals shut. then cut it open with a knife and fuck the hole

im gonna do the venezuelan hole punch on girl sometime bro!

by peterpenis6 May 12, 2024

Donkey punch

When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.

She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.

by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017

armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.

hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!

by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

Gucci Punch

Something that silly the kid does to girls that piss him off.
Looks like a superman punch. Initially invented by Gucci Mane when a girl pissed him off at a concert.

Buddy: Hey Silly howd it go with Lisa last night?
Silly: Yo that girl pissed my off so i Gucci Punched her ass.
Buddy: Atta Girl

by Atta Girl Buddy May 31, 2011

Carolina Muck Punch

The sexual act of dipping your fist in cooking oil, followed by carolina reaper pepper flakes, and then finally shoving your whole fist in anothers anus.

The inmates only viable punishment was to be given a Carolina Muck Punch for his repeated misdemeanors while incarcerated.

by Borgus shmord May 10, 2025

Dance Punching

The feeling you get when a group of people move in on your dance space.

Those girls are pushing us out of our area, lets jump in the middle and start dance punching.

by Selphee June 4, 2011