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pissing down a barrel

This phrase has absolutely nothing to do with getting drunk.

More accurately, 'pissing down the barrel', a phrase used by the British Army of the Napoleonic Era. Referring to the battlefield expedient of urinating down the barrel of a musket to clear black powder residue, when you didn't have the time or opportunity to clean it properly with clean water. The phrase became a way of referring to any action taken as an improvised expedient; then becoming a synonym for emergency or last-chance measures; and finally used to refer to any action that seems hopeless or with little chance of success.
"Dig in and hold them as long as you can."
"We may as well be pissing down a barrel."

"The approach will not be easy. You are required to manoeuvre straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."
"That's impossible, even for a computer. It's like trying to piss down a barrel!"
by Ethdhelwen January 1, 2017
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Kool Aid piss

when you drink too much much fruit punch Kool Aid powder and you gotta take a piss and it comes out red
i just took a kool aid piss and it was delicious. good going in as coming out
by eagleeyeslinger March 4, 2019
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Cum-Piss Sting

The horrible pain you get in your penis after you pee post masturbation
Man, I got a Cum-Piss Sting after I pissed last night. I was squirming for hours!
by Cuul September 8, 2019
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Pissing In The Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your mates who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
Joe Nana: Oi stop pissing in the orange juice!
Chris Peacock: Stop drinking it then!
by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021
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blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.

Made of pure, fresh and natural piss.
100% sugar-free
{Ethan:} Hey man, wanna try some of blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Ethan no-
{Blethan:} *shoves it into alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit... this is actually AMAZING!
by Bonk October 27, 2020
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Chief Sits to Piss

A phrase used to describe a person who is acting in a cowardly manner.
Chief Sits to Piss refuses to take part in the band reunion because she is afraid she forgets how to play the recorder.
by Llamawebster January 16, 2022
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High dollar piss

Go grab some high dollar piss at the chevron.
by Wade, MD. September 21, 2023
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