Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

s, eggs and e

A code way of saying sex (literally it)

keep your voice down, we don't want the teacher hearing our s, eggs and e stories

by uwu rawrq April 14, 2022

a cool egg

THE MOST FUCKING COOL EGG GIVE HIM SMOKE HE’LL SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AND EGG😤😤😤

*Guy 1* Yoo I heard you wear a cool egg
*The cool egg* YOU BETTER FOLD LIKE AN OMELET BEFORE I SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AN EGG NI🅱️🅱️A

by A cool egg March 19, 2019

eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.

After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.

by snotty monkey February 26, 2010

Egg

An alternative way to spell “teefumz “
The incarnation of Humpty Dumty!!

Actually looks like and egg and fell off her chair

“Here comes the egg”

“Here comes teafumes”

That’s terrifying😰

by _uglytrashhh April 16, 2021

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs September 16, 2016

Egg

Edible Chicken Shit

I recently consumed an egg for my personal morning meal

by George Klingshirn May 9, 2020