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Ninja Sheriff Treemi

Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.
by Alyssa December 5, 2004
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for realz my ninja

In total agreement with the darkness; the part of your mind that develops wicked thought.
Guy: We should go climb up on top of a roof top to get freaky.

Girl: For realz my ninja!
by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018
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Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
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Urban Ninja

In today's fashion design, many schools are deeply influenced by subcultures, and their designs and concepts are biased towards oriental design aesthetics. For example, the ancient oriental design aesthetic concept of harmony between man and nature, just in line with the new aesthetic vision of the information age, should be based on the requirements of the sustainable development goals of people, machines (products), nature, and society. Some of us love Japanese ninjas, but they cannot become ninjas because of their solidified ninja spirit. Urban Ninja is naturally born when everyone is making breakthroughs and innovations.
Beta says he dresses up like an Urban Ninja
by Bestr4y June 9, 2022
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ninja creami

The act of eating ice cream out of someone's ass.
My husband ninja creamied me last night with a pint of Chunky Monkey.
by cat-daddy June 9, 2025
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Ninja (Paul)

A popular Twitch Booby Streamer. Highly praised for his almost overwhelming, copious amounts of respect for the female gender. He became well known after various collaborations with the popular celebrity: Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson In films such as: "The Boy In Striped Pajamas(2008)" and "The Emoji Movie(1945)". Ninja is 376 years old and suffering from the globally devastating disease, Ligma. Ninja is also famous for both birthing and shooting in the testicle, Adolf Hitler. Ninja is possibly the first human being to ascend and make contact with unfathomable cosmic beings.
Woah, Ninja (Paul) ... Isn't he the creator of Roblox Superhero Tycoon? How epic! What a legend.
by Paul Ninja August 16, 2018
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ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.
Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022
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