Douche Meat

A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.

Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.

by Fat Ass McBlobicus December 23, 2006

meat stogie

Another name for a penis, dick, cock, or johnson.

Hey dogg how would you like to smoke this big ol' meat stogie.

by Jesse Rothert December 28, 2007

tubed meat

a meat that is in some kind of tube form, usually made from some kind of mystery meat

ex: sausage, hot dogs, brats...

We went to the carnival yesterday. I got a funnel cake while Ben got tubed meat

by leanonpoop February 23, 2009

Meat wagon

Your typical high school student that drives a pickup and fucks a lot of Pussy in it.

Yea the boy jacob gives a lot of girls a taste of his meat in his meat wagon

by This boi January 16, 2017

Meat Relief

That feeling you get after eating a big juicy steak.
You've taken hours to cut a huge piece of meat and expended all your energy on it. You are now at ease.

Winston: Dude, are you done with that steak now? It's been an hour.
Michael: Yeah. Man, meat relief!
Winston: Took you long enough!

by filletminion July 31, 2011

meat popsicle

A stupid person

This man is a meat popsicle.

by Rhentin May 19, 2004

Meat Curtains

The point when a women has sex so much that her vagina turn into meat curtains.

Hey Jenna I heard u got some saggy Meat Curtains under those short shorts.

by JakeTheSnake155 October 7, 2009