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goof job

a handjob with your toes; goof because its goofy and tickles ya toesss
joe- this one bitch with a big forehead gave me a goof job one time.. it was kinda great
timmy- thats sick broski! high five!
by #broskis December 18, 2018
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Paint Job

when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade
dude haven’t jacked off in a momth, I gave my wall a Paint Job
by cooljuda7 July 26, 2018
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Zoo Job

When a giraffe licks your anus while a monkey nibbles on your nipples gently.
Bill got caught getting a zoo job and now can’t even watch animal planet.
by Patriots061 January 6, 2022
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Nicely job

by Bree >:)) March 7, 2022
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Jobby job

A professional career with the typical 9-5 work week.
I was working at the restaurant, but then I got a Jobby Job at the big tech company. With benefits!
by meggles0229 March 8, 2022
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The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021
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jordan job

its when a girl with really tiny hands gives you a hand job with no lotion while u suck on their neck
that bitch gave me an amazing jordan job
by nbwDmoneykillakill December 3, 2010
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