The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.
by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025
Get the Jakemug. 
To engage in idle contemplation while others observe, often leading to excessive self-doubt and repeating the cycle.
by Koochman April 14, 2025
Get the Jaking Itmug. Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.
First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
by Gay Bobo February 26, 2020
Get the Jakemug. 
by Jake golbert October 30, 2018
Get the Jake golbertmug.