ass coal

That piece of shit that you cant get out of your ass hairs.

I had to wipe that ass coal for 20 min just to put my underwear back on.

I was going to lick that bitches butt,until i noticed that ass coal

by atime January 16, 2009

Moonlight Ass

When semen is ejected from the butt during anal sex.

Dude 1: Duuuude my girlfriend got moonlight ass when we banged last night it was disgusting!

Dude 2: Disgusting? No! That's totally rad dude!

by Mr. Choad January 30, 2012

Detroit that ass

an expression used to inform someone or a group of people that you are about to beat the crap or have beaten the crap out of someone

"Erica don't hush me because i will detroit that ass," said a pissed off Brooke after she found out that erica was sleeping with her boyfriend.

by Fredrick Q December 2, 2010

egg ass

An asshole that has been repeatedly used for ass egg (a plastic or metal egg shaped sex toy) insertion.

Gavin's egg ass caused him discomfort when he sat down.

by salmon ladder June 6, 2013

Ass Cannon

When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds

Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.

by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2016

ass poet

Someone who expresses his feelings with a fart.

Wife: "How was your day?"
Ass poet: PFFFFRRRRFPFFPFFRRRFFRRFFffffppfpf
Wife: "I see."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

[ass pusher]

being so gay to a point that nobody including your family doesnt want anything to do with you

Justin Green is such an ass pusher

by Cameron the kid January 18, 2009