Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Davide is always late for school.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021

david the rizzler
by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.
by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024

by anonymous January 27, 2021

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.
by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023

by Kklumsy February 16, 2018

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.
"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"
"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
by lolipop dude January 2, 2019
