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Cream pie

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When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy

OR

Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.
Her: “Don’t cum inside”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here

OR

Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”
by PaytonPratt June 4, 2020
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Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.
I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!
by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019
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Irish Cream Bath

A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.
"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."
by Elyix December 12, 2021
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Ice Cream Break

When you need to take a break but you're too scared to say you are jaking off
Elvin: Remember how fat the teacher' ass was?
Meghan: What? What are you talking about?
Elvin: Sorry, an ice cream break is-a callin'!
by IdiotWhataburger April 8, 2023
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Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.
After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.
by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022
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A&D cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead
by bushlight November 4, 2017
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