Cheese toasty

When you jizz in a fat chick's flaps and then later pull it apart like a grilled cheese.

Bro 1. " damn that girls super sized"
Bro 2. " just my type, Ima give her a cheese toasty when I'm done."

by Wutwut December 16, 2017

Cheese Anxiety

The anxiety caused by change

I changed the ordering on that drop down and now he's got some serious cheese anxiety.

by Wooto April 7, 2017

cheese monster

An individual who brings anger to many people without even trying.

Me: Do you know Jim
Cunt: Screw Jim man he' s a fucking cheese monster
Me: You're the cheese monster you silly goose.

by Saucyjim44 April 24, 2017

kahoot cheese

n. when you playing kahoot and your phone starts lagging so people start getting more points than you

"Yo man wtf my kahoot be cheesing me i still got 5 seconds left and you be answering already"
"Sorry homie but you just got kahoot cheese rn"

by HamEggMcMeme May 9, 2018

cheese tease

When you hand your "chips a whore" a chip dipped in your cheese and tease her with it because you're the chip pimp

Chips A Whore: Cheese me!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!

by Cheese Teaser August 26, 2016

Ass Cheese

The act of cumming inside her, letting it set for a minute, then sticking your dick back in and moving it around to curdle it. The result of what she shits out is Ass Cheese.

Anna: "Whats this coming out of me?!?"
John: "Oh that chunky stuff, that's Ass Cheese."

by SirSticksAlot August 23, 2016

fresh cheese

Dry jiz under your testicles

I need to wash of the fresh cheese, if you know what I mean.

by Real Cheese life January 22, 2018