Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.

“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”

by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024

Beer

What most country americans drink at there friends and when bored and the reason that you see dumb things in the country from rednecks

hey man im bored wanna hang out and drink some beers

by The Proud truth teller September 22, 2023

titties & beer

The perfect combination

titties & beer go great together

by footballturtle95 June 1, 2014

Beers and burgers

Typical friday night. You surrended by endless happines. Life couldn't get better.

Hey guys, want to meet up for some beers and burgers on friday? HECK YA

by NicklasBHansen March 11, 2019

beer rich

When you have a lot of high quality beer on hand.

Let's go over to Jeff's place, he's beer rich right now. I got a hankering for a Guinness.

by BreezeFreezeLover March 16, 2017

Beer Cocktail

When you have beer left over after many nights of drinking that has collected into a large ammount of Alcohol usually with many different types of beer. When you decide to drink this ungodly concauction it usually results in everyone fighting over the best beer in the lot.

Hey man you want to drink tonight? I have a huge beer cocktail after the party last night.
Whats in the beer cocktail?
Just some Heineken and bud light
I got dibs on the Heineken

by Chunkierfish November 27, 2012

phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there

the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers

by slangslang April 4, 2021