Beer Closet

Alcoholism

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"

by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015

rupe-beer

A minmaxing asshole who can't stop ruining all your hard work. He will derail plots, kill off characters, and one-shot final bosses. He's generally a good person, but he's the most annoying friend you'll ever meet. Especially if you play d&d. He's also partially English, and will act like a huge asshole, just like his ancestors.

Is rupe-beer coming today?
Nah. He's visiting his grandma, Victoria.
Good.

by Bor bersk January 12, 2020

dirt road beer

Cheap beer for the rural folk

It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.

by BigB9 November 28, 2024

Beer Dab

The act and/or process of consuming beer at a fast pace whilst taking a hit out of a dab pen simultaneously, hence the name Beer Dab

Woah! Did you see Zach take that beer dab! That’s badass!

Yeah, I can Beer Dab pretty well.

by TheBeerGuy October 4, 2020

hillbilly beer

A warm beer.

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

by Billy of the Hills April 18, 2016

Beer Club

A social gathering (usually of men) in quantities of 6 or 12 on a set day. At said club the aforementiond men divide a pack of beer to sample from that week.

Hey man... it's Thursday, you comin to beer club?

by Somuchdeath18 July 7, 2008

pants beer

The act of pouring a can or glass of beer down your pants.

I can’t do pants beer anymore, I only have four pairs of pants left!

by pantsbeer21 April 7, 2024