smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.

Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.

by Mangy Coyote April 01, 2006

Cold beans

Often used when the temperature outside is rather cold. Also used when eating or touching something cold.

Person 1: This ice cream is really cold, here, have a bite.
Person 2: Ahhhh! That ice cream is cold beans.

by OhBeans January 05, 2009

bean sauce

a 100% mexican that lives in america illegally and smeels like mexican.

my house cleaner came today, she's such a bean sauce

by G-Roelofs January 15, 2008

bean ceasar salad

A bean ceasar salad is basically involving the act of tossing the salad (licking someones asshole). In this particular salad, first you lick the asshole, than you add the ceasar dressing I.E. Cum in the asshole. then when you continue to lick it, your partner surprises you by adding beans to the salad. I.E. Shit, poop, mud, brown biscuits, sloppy joe, skat, and or ghandi. Directly into your mouth making a wonderful variety of flavor and bacteria and in your particular case probably those Delicious STD's* as well. Eat on Rhabbi's!

* STD's: Super Tasty Diseases.

Erik: Man i was really tossing Patunia's stinky fuckin salad right? but little did i know she made plans for a bean ceasar salad...i mean i still ate it though.

Scooter: Thats Fucked up man! now spread your ass cause im in the mood for some poop sex.

by Crumpets McStank August 22, 2007

fatman bean bag

this occurs when some big batty fatty rolls down the stairs and cos he ate so much baked beans the beans come out his balls + then he sits in a non stick pan

'ahh dayyymmm mandem i heard youse gots trapped in a fatman bean bag ! dammmnnn homie i feel for yo! you gotzzz big batty fatty rolled daayyym!'

by MUSHY PEAS December 09, 2007

bean bag brigade

a place where lonely vagabonds can crawl up into said women aboves gash and provide themselves with warmth and shelter until it is time to get a breath of fresh air and forage for food

I was up in Fells gash until the red river communion trip was over.

by free July 10, 2004

Hot Bean Cat

to cut off the penis and testicles of a man while he is erect, taking said penis and slapping it across another person's or said male's face.

Resulting in the penis ejaculating and spraying cum on the slapped surface.

"Man, last night Jerry's girlfriend hot bean cated him"
"ow, that sucks."

by ScriptWorthy November 13, 2011