Apple Springs ISD

Apple Springs is an independent school district located in East Texas. Well known for how bad their athletes, staff, administration, teachers, students, and cafeteria food. All are well below par and all seem to struggle in their respective areas.

I went to Apple Springs ISD for a week and this place sucks ass.

by Lightning_stick01 March 31, 2022

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

apple pie

You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine

Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)

by bot#3082 March 28, 2021

Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.

Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.

by 25Crappie April 20, 2023

Apple

kill youself

fuck you apple

by lonrad December 7, 2022

apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 26, 2019