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by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Pharisaical Personality Syndrome

A toxic personality style characterized by excessive pride in one's own virtue, a lack of empathy for the moral struggles of others, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, and a holier-than-thou attitude.

Corrupt church officials such as pastors and elders can have Pharisaical Personality Syndrome.

by Dark Hood April 7, 2024

Personal Fluffer

Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.

I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.

by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

Saggy (person)

A middle aged man who shines like a neutron star, great personality but a bit of a dickhead. Loves a pint and a booze up down the club. Has a secret admirer usually by the name of paul

Is that saggy (person)?

by Skennett May 15, 2025

Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in

Damn, I just had a two person threesome

by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024

Person the 3rd

A bitch.

You are a narcissistic prick who only believe in being better than others entirely, he jerks off and ejaculates onto pieces of toast in the morning to increase his nutrients intake. He whispers seductively to minors in a call and believes in white supremacy. He also looks like the character Ken Carson from Barbie’s life in the dream house, his hair is more dry than my dick after 15 years of no sex. He’s a no good dirty troglodyte that should be eliminated.

That guy is a “person the 3rd”

by Akithegoat June 13, 2024