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milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.
Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.
by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020
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spoiled milk

When you take such a fat rip that the smoke surpasses milkiness that it’s yellow.
Sam, don’t be a little bitch...drink your spoiled milk!
by milkman11 November 10, 2020
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Milk Wives

When nagging house wives put out a bunch of useless information on the interwebs. Milking is the act of removing milk

Milking is the act of getting information out of someone even if it is not true. They are all annoying flooding threads on fb groups that are stuck on repate = Milk Wives
Annoying house wives Angela, Lindsey, Lilith, Meranda, Lexi,Sara are defined as "Milk Wives." Who only uses people, to put out false information online about the people they hate online. In various facebook groups because they are all obsessive with nothing nothing nice to say.

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You're being a Milk Wife
There is too many Milk Wives on FB spamming groups
by Justin Wolfstar November 13, 2020
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Milk

When dad realise it's their time to shine and leave to another family or live their life.
Son- Where did dad go mom?
Mom- He went for milk since we ran out. He'll be oit for a while....
by Jennifer Cox November 14, 2020
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On the milk

When one of your crew hasn’t turned up for weeks and it becomes clear they won’t be back. Usually because of work or a relationship or some other bullshit.
Yo is Steve out or is he on the milk?
by RHK Bodega November 15, 2020
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On The Milk

When one of your crew hasn’t turned up in weeks and it becomes clear they won’t be back. Usually because of a relationship, work or some other bullshit.
Yo is Steve out or is he on the milk?
by RHK Bodega November 18, 2020
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Milk in a wine glass

Just imagine some milk being poured in a wine glass, throughout the progress you have goosebumps all over you're body, thinking how disgusting that is. Its basically "disgusting" but lengthened into 5 words.
"God damnit, you're just milk in a wine glass. Get away from me! Gross."
by AdamLmao November 19, 2020
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