David

One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.

There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.

by BarkShigga May 14, 2021

David Dobrik apology videos

David Dobrik apology videos are videos nobody cares about >:(

He's making me watch David Dobrik apology videos! You guys, no one cares about Youtube apology videos especially David Dobrik's! - Edward Centeno

by lxuren May 18, 2021

David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.

Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021

david

definitely a ginger. only personality trait is being a ginger. type of guy who adds an inch to his height. plays tennis because he couldn’t make any other teams. in the lowest weight class for wrestling

david

by user69696966996696969 May 29, 2021

David

Smart

David is smart

by Fashiongirlie June 6, 2021

David

David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.

"Did you hear? David recently bought a new car."
"How do I feel happy for him yet also annoyed?"

by Threecheers June 6, 2021

David

the man in your life who wears the invisible wings

He's a David -type. Angelic.

by magic Mama June 6, 2021