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universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.
Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today
by In the N October 12, 2022
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Steven Universe

"Whats steven universe about?"
"Lesbian Space rocks"
by SUisGay September 29, 2022
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Rail Sim Universe

A train game on Roblox. The goal is to get the most miles on the leaderboard.
Game description:

Rail Sim Universe is the hot new multiplayer railway simulator, featuring routes and content around the world! Our long-term goal is to build a variety of train routes in different regions, interconnected in a seamless, immersive, and collaborative ecosystem for everyone!

Me:

cool
by oopsie daisies August 13, 2024
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Bandy's Universe

A web series by the YouTuber Nathaniel Bandy. It has an amazing ost, and an ok storyline. About orbs. And shit.
Person 1:Did you watch Bandy's Universe?
Person 2: yeah, its rad!
by You_are_fool July 16, 2023
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OC Universe

The universe where someone's OCs exist
by Nocturnum. March 17, 2022
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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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junior university

A university that a parent founded to memorialize their dead child. Leland Stanford Junior University in Stanford, California is this.

Unlike "junior college" or community college, the "junior" title does not infer the level of instruction at an institute.
Normally the term "junior college" refers to the level of instruction of what is basically community college. These are typically two or three-year "diploma" or "associate degree" programmes for tradespeople, technicians, technologists, nursing assistants or others in various roles who assist university-educated professionals or do useful work.

A "junior university" on the other hand, is just an ordinary university that some parent named after their kid.
by bitchuck October 22, 2025
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