Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Tom bradymug. by Meganutsack333333 November 21, 2019
Get the Tommug. Tom holland is the best Spider-Man and is the cutest kid alive. I mean he gots the goods. Not to mention the babe’s got a brutish accent... he’s so cute
by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 1, 2019
Get the Tom Hollandmug. Peak example of toxic masculinity. The type of melt who buys a gaming laptop with a 1050 for £800. Moves from girl to girl like a moth to a room of lamps
by aspaccyspacboi June 18, 2019
Get the Tommug. a melancholy guy who is always down in the mopes. always aggressive and will use that aggression with his tree stump. he always fails his sacs and gets angry over it. you've never seen him happy, always in his melancholy moods.
by radish19 August 28, 2025
Get the tommug. by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021
Get the Tom Biertonmug. Tom is a famous Japanese YouTuber and streamer who produces videos for Minecraft, Fortnite and Roblox. She is also known for she's duo Seitom with Mirai (Shudo Mirai).
She used to use a turtle skin in Minecraft until 2022, but is now known for her pink bear character.
She used to use a turtle skin in Minecraft until 2022, but is now known for her pink bear character.
by 5150zzz December 22, 2024
Get the Tommug.