big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.

big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries

by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023

Potato

It’s not a potato

The potato died

by Pleasegivemehaapple October 5, 2018

potato

something you or another person is bad at

person 1- Wow Jake is bad a baking.
person 2- Yeah he is such a potato.

by meg.l14 July 14, 2020

potato

ACCORDING TO JOHN CENA'S LAW YOU HAVE TOO EAT POTATOES

POTATOOOOOOO!!!

by JOHN CENNNNAAAA POTATOOOOO January 4, 2022

Potato

When you are so bad at the game you are like a potato playing a video game

You are such a potato at this game

by Battlefallout4 March 20, 2019

potato rocks

potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!

potato rocks fucking up society since the beginning of time

by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022