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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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fucking Peter to make love to Paul

Fucking Perer to make love to Paul
Fucking Peter to make love to Paul
by Martixmarco April 3, 2023
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Paul Daryl

Dude that's totally Paul Daryl

I had a Paul Daryl time!!
by legendaryl February 5, 2010
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The JaQ Paul Effect

Named after the person who coined the phrase, it describes a conspiracy to create the illusion of magic by means of ubiquitous cultural immersion.

Not to be confused with the Jake Paul effect.
Stacy: I love going to Target. It’s like when Im there the outside world fade’s away.

Mike: That’s the JaQ Paul effect, babe.
by JaQ Paul April 17, 2024
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Jake Paul

A dark sexual move used by superior beings were you stick your head in the anal cavity and pull it out really fast
Chad: yo bro I just Jake Pauled my girl last night
Donny: ooh bro is she stretched

Chad: of course
by TheOnlyLogangPaulerLeft January 18, 2020
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paul

Well you see Paul is a awesome guy who is a amazing pornstar and lays every chick in the world
by PaulDaBest April 19, 2018
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PAUL

A boi who only plays gta with someone who looks like a potato
Paul is always on gta
by Hivem May 1, 2020
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