Love Muscle

A guy's penis most likely the most used muscle of a guys body

Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2017

Love Hound

Someone (mostly middle aged single women) who will look for "love" where ever they can such as bar,the beach,the men's public restroom,truck stops etc.

Man1:Look at that lady she is hitting on like every guy here.
Man2:What a Love Hound.
Man1:Its sad really.

by Asleep Foot June 10, 2009

First Love

The Love that hits you the hardest and you still think of after years not talking to them. You will never get completely over them. Maybe you didn't even realize it was love until you lost them.

Don't mistake with the first crush.

Four years and I still cry sometimes over my first love.

by onetwothreenine November 24, 2021

Love Pump

The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"

Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?
Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Viking Love

Viking love is the act of two straight manly men making love, there is nothing homosexual about it as long as nether party makes eye contact. considered an act of strength and brotherhood between men.

Brandon: "hey did you hear about andy And Shane? that shit is fucked up!!"

Backus: "nah man, viking love is all good in the firehouse."

by backoos March 4, 2010

Love you!

A less powerful, more playful, and friendlier form of discreetly telling your crush you like them or talking to your best guy friend and you don’t want to say ‘I love you’

Guy friend: “Haha you’re so funny.”
Me: “I know, I’m adorable! Love you!”

by MB Ciampa September 3, 2019

Falling in love

The phrase often used to describe the stage where your starting to fall in love someone. Trust me, when your in this stage, you will know. You constantly think about her and can't seems to get her off of your mind. Your heart skips a beat whenever you see her and everything little things she does, maybe just a "hi" can brighten up your day in any way possible. You will day dream about her, she's the last person you think before you go to sleep and your first thought when you wake up in the morning. And when someone hurts her or make her cry, you just want to kill and crush that person up.  But when you know that you want to spend the rest of your life with this person, have a family with her, that's when you know your actually "in love". Even when you guys get into fights, you still love her no matter what and she's always going to be your first priority. And even if something went wrong, and you guys claims to let each others go, the truth is you can't let her go. She will alway be in your heart and you know it. There's not a day that goes by that you don't think of her, or wonder if she's doing okay or not. If your in love with someone, don't ever let them go, if you messed up or she screwed up, just try to work things out, because the truth is you only fall in love once and if you lose it, your never gonna get it back. So cherish the moments you have with her and never let her go...

Guy 1: "Man i think i'm falling in love with her"
Guy 2: "What do you mean man?"
Guy 1: "I can't stop thinking about her, she's been on my mind all day. Even though i just saw her 2 minutes ago, now i'm starting to miss her. And dude i wonder what out baby would look like"
Guy 2: "Oh no your in loveee"

by Iwhwyquihffwipakana qvvq April 18, 2010