Golden Cock

A guy who is ballin' with social status, women, wealth, and unlimited access.

Chris: Are we getting a good table?

Sam: Don't worry, they always accommodate the golden cock.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

cock-stupid

A male thinking with the brain below his waist.

A sexy female can make a man do anything when he goes cock-stupid.

by Annika October 19, 2004

cock-gobbler

One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.

You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"

by pstage May 13, 2008

cock punch

The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex.

It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.

Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum

Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not

Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch

by Jaffa29 September 13, 2008

cock it up

-Term used by Grace's mother on the series "Will and Grace" in the episode where Grace eloped with her boyfriend.

-Means don't screw a good thing up.

Ex1: You're already the favorite for the promotion, don't cock it up by pushing your boss for more vacation time just before the promotion decision is made.

by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005

cock mongrel

One who loves the cock, and will go to great lengths to get it.

That Elton John, he's a real cock mongrel.

by Jordan Adler June 1, 2003

cock block

1. When someone breaks up a chicken fight.
2. When someone stops someone else from having sex

guy 1: chicken fight is over! stop having sex with her!
guy 2: Holy fuck! Double cock block!

by High on speed January 18, 2010