Breaking News Syndrome

The inability for some individuals to assess the entire story before bringing tidbits to the table in the form of fact.

You can't believe anything that bitch says, she's suffering from Breaking News Syndrome.

by wisconsin quinn January 14, 2009

upstate new york

Some people on here are some major stereotypical morons. First of all, get a fucking geography book, Long Island is NOT part of Upstate. If you think that, then you are dumb as shit. You are also dumb as shit if you think that Upstate is all hicks. Do you not think there are cities in Upstate ny? less than 10% of people in Upstate NY live on farms, get a fucking clue. There are 4, count em, 4 cities in upstae ny with metro populations of over 1,000,000 people. Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany/Schenectady/Troy. The entire population of Upstate NY is about 6,000,000 people. Do some fucking math. If 4 cities have metro populations of over 1 million people, that means that between 4 and 5 million of the 6 million people that live in Upstate NY, live in either a city or a suburb. The vast majority of the remainder of the people in Upstate NY live in small cities, but cities nonetheless, like Ithaca, Elmira, Binghamton, and Watertown. NYC people, we in Upstate pay for your damn subway, highrises, taxicabs, and all of the other stuff with our thru the roof taxes that the Donwstate controlled government puts on us, have some damn respect!!!!

Rochester and Albany New York are the 5th and 7th most educated metro areas in America. AND ARE BOTH IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

by Paulj July 30, 2005

New Jersey Accent

People in New Jersey really don't have as thick of an accent as people think although most people say trent'n instead of trenton (same applies to other words ending in the ton sound...Oh and NO ONE SAYS JOISY!!

"We're goin' down to Trent'n....you commin'?"
"Your New Jersey accent isn't what I though it would be."

by Tori222 May 22, 2009

New Port Nowhere

A city in Florida actually called New Port Richey but was nicknamed as such because nobody else in florida has ever heard of it. People who move here tend to only saty for short periods of time , except for the elderly who tend to stay in the same spot forever. There is very little there from a cultural standpoint and its an hour drive before you can get to any of the good parts of Florida. Also Port Nowhere, a next to it which actually came second and is really the "new"er city. Because of its lack of culture its consists mostly of "Gangsta's" and "Prep's", and is speckled with a few "Individualists" that Swear they are leaving as soon as they can.

"Where do you live?"
"New Port Richey."
"New Port Where?"
"Well New Port Nowhere actually but close enough."

by Joseph Zumchak September 6, 2008

New York Jets

A joyless passion that only adds more misery to the lives of fans of said team.

The New York Jets, who started 8-3, will not make the playoffs with another December collapse they have become so infamous for.

by newjakecity December 22, 2008

New Ho King

One of the greatest Chinese Restaurants in the world, New Ho King has been delivering exquisite Chinese food for Torontonians since the beginning of time. With Chicken or Beef Black Bin sauce and assorted fly lice being one of its signature dishes, it's sure to hit the spot. They even offer late night delivery!

McLigz: This late night studying is giving me the munchies.
ChowFan-Pungyao: New Ho King to the lescue, i mean rescue!
McLigz: Alrite! Beef black bin sauce it is!

by San-Juan Sanchez July 30, 2008

New York City

If you can make it here, it's probably because you have rich parents that spoil you.

"I'm from New York City"

"So that probably means you've never had to worry about finances ever in your life?"

NOTE: this excludes all the poor people who live in NYC, of which there are many.

by Tiffany223 April 23, 2011