Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!
by BirndneckBenjy February 23, 2018
by Venux June 11, 2023
An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.
May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'
May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'
You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"
by Infolover69 September 11, 2021
when u see a juicy brown thing coming out and you feel like you giving birth but ur giving birth to a dukey
you turn around and there is brown stuff on the floor and all over and all other the toilet but not in the toilet.
you turn around and there is brown stuff on the floor and all over and all other the toilet but not in the toilet.
by miracluschatnoirhot June 25, 2021
A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.
Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”
by OurJ May 23, 2025
Meaning if it is easy and accessible to try and fix your own things, or DIYing a solution before going to (if at all) professional assistance. Typically because the professionals are very expensive or a hassle.
Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.
Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.
John: man, my car is really acting up, but I can’t afford to take it in to the shop right now.
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.
Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!
Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.
Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!
Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it
by Grosh is better then all of us July 26, 2023
We r the take down squad
by #fratferdasteeze December 27, 2024