rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee

I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board

by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025

dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.

"There are lots of dark rides by disney"

by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019

Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex

Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.

by Log rider January 2, 2025

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Ghost Riding

When you ignite the head of someone. (Reference to the Marvel comic character whose head is always aflame)

The flair bartender made a bad misting and ended up ghost riding her

by WadeWilson702 July 21, 2016

DICK RIDING DISORDER (DRD

Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties

I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him

dick riding disorder (DRD)

by DADDYTURTLEMILK May 30, 2022