Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.
“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”
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Human 1: we don't have enough power to defeat the ooh ooh ahh ahh..
Human 2: but.. we do..
Human 1: what?
Human 2: the power of..
Human 1: MITCHELLI
Human 1 & 2: the power of mitchelli!! *shoots a giant beam*
Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh: OIOIOIOIOAHAHAHAHAOOIOIOOIOOIOIEAEAEAEEAEAEAEA.... *disintegrates into ashes*
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Human 2: but.. we do..
Human 1: what?
Human 2: the power of..
Human 1: MITCHELLI
Human 1 & 2: the power of mitchelli!! *shoots a giant beam*
Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh: OIOIOIOIOAHAHAHAHAOOIOIOOIOOIOIEAEAEAEEAEAEAEA.... *disintegrates into ashes*
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