Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by anonymous November 7, 2020

Potatoes

Something of which you really need a few good ones.

Potatoes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

by IGetAGoodIdeaOnceAYear December 26, 2020

Wheel potato

A curse for fat couch potatos.

Men sitting on the couch is such a wheel potato

by Wheel Potato Kid December 28, 2020

Hot Potato

nut in your girls mouth then kiss her and keep switching whose mout has the nut in it

yeah after sex we did a hot potato

by bahavis December 30, 2020

admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.

"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."

by Beermat December 31, 2020

Potato Man

A small potato wearing a cape and a top hat, often seen as a sort of a superhero, and his real name is Dan Raw.

“Oh my god! Look, over there, that must be Potato Man!”

by Wandamian Crucifixplate January 1, 2021

potato

idk a fruit ig?

what even is a potato

by badbitchenergypurr January 2, 2021