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Pocket dd

Pocket dd is advice and support in your pocket...via your phone.
Need to bitch? Pocket dd
Need to cry? Pocket dd
Need to scream? Pocket dd
Need to laugh and get high with funny convos? POCKET DD
Me: Omg my husbands an asshole!
Pocket dd: yes he is. Then proceed with conversation about how all men are jerks
And conspiracy to concur men.
by Ahole22 September 24, 2021
mugGet the Pocket ddmug.

pocket billies

When you reach your hand deep in your pocket and start rubbing one out on the sly
Look at this guy in the corner playing a round of pocket billies
by Dirrrty_dawwwg January 6, 2021
mugGet the pocket billiesmug.

Pocket pal

A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.
If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.
by Sir W. Played. March 25, 2022
mugGet the Pocket palmug.

Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa
Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac
by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018
mugGet the Pocket Guacmug.

Hot pocket

by Stackz foreign August 18, 2024
mugGet the Hot pocketmug.

pizza pocket

a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.
“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”
by bubbage June 26, 2020
mugGet the pizza pocketmug.

pocket homie

Al Amin ! When you’re not quite the big Homie
He thought he was the big Homie but it turns out he was the pocket homie
by Sjh October 15, 2017
mugGet the pocket homiemug.

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