nibling-in-law

1- Nibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's nibling.

nibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Law of Dammit

When you get or do something and a better alternative reveals it self shortly after.

Guy 1: "I brought home this brunette last night, but once we got to my place her hotter blonde friend sexted me to come over"

Guy 2: " The Law of Dammitmy friend"

by Oceanmotionpotion July 7, 2014

co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's spouse.

My co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

granduncle-in-law

1- Grandpibling's husband.
2- Spouse's granduncle.

My granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Reno's Law

reno's law is when you can't have sex over the age of 30 unless it is with Reno, and you can't bang canadians.

I told her it's Reno's law, we can't have sex anymore.

by renorenorenoreno June 18, 2021

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019