Dancing with the air

The girl told her parents she was going to dance with the air but when she left the room her parents heard her dancing with the air (masturbating)

by Depressed tator tot February 6, 2019

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Swords Dance

Action of raising your Pokemon's attack stat by two levels. It's better to make a smirk after using this move so your opponent knows that he or she is in trouble and that the enemy Pokemon is going to die.
This move is known for a good amount of species but we can see that pokemon like Blaziken, Lucario, Aegislash and Arceus are masters of this move in the competitive scenary so it's most likely for you to lose a pokemon match by getting completely destroyed in a Gen 7 format fight against this dudes.

Jack: Blaziken! Use Swords Dance!
Matt: Well, I´m fucked up now

by GabeWolf07 February 17, 2019

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Turkey dance

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.

Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.

by 1991basspro August 30, 2018

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Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018

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Rain Dance

Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.

'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."

by Norm de Plume May 22, 2018

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