Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.
"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."
by ArtisOracle March 12, 2013
Get the beer budsmug. by SillyNovice January 25, 2025
Get the Beer Bellymug. The best night to have a beer or 2. Either it be by yourself or with a couple of buddies.
A beer or 2 can usually turn into 8 or 9 but there is nothing wrong with that because it’s a Friday.
A beer or 2 can usually turn into 8 or 9 but there is nothing wrong with that because it’s a Friday.
by Haveabeerhaveaday October 24, 2023
Get the Beer Fridaymug. The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Beermug. The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.
"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009
Get the Beer Palmmug. The calculated practice of manufacturing or manipulating scarcity for the express purpose of exaggerating and sustaining the perceived value, desirability, or exclusivity of a commodity, service, or even an abstract idea. The term takes its name from the historical strategies of the De Beers diamond corporation, which successfully fostered a cultural and economic mythology of rarity around diamonds despite their relative geological abundance. In this sense, De Beering refers to any deliberate attempt to withhold supply, obscure availability, or construct a narrative of uniqueness that serves to elevate market prices and social prestige. It encapsulates a mode of economic and cultural engineering in which scarcity itself becomes the principal product, reshaping consumer behaviour, fuelling aspirational demand, and embedding the illusion of preciousness within the collective imagination.
A clear example of De Beering could be seen in 2022, when Shell capitalised on the lingering perception of oil scarcity in the wake of Covid-19. By maintaining the narrative of shortage despite stable reserves, the company achieved a record-breaking profit margin of around £40 billion, the highest in its history. This reflected not natural market conditions but the strategic engineering of scarcity to inflate value and consolidate shareholder wealth.
by DemocracySold September 4, 2025
Get the De Beeringmug. What most country americans drink at there friends and when bored and the reason that you see dumb things in the country from rednecks
by The Proud truth teller September 22, 2023
Get the Beermug.