Heiferacanous Americanous is a large bodied, female homo sapien that typically displays no fashion sense, exhibits churlish grumpy behavior due to lack of sex, over consumes boxed wines, and responds excitedly if offered a dinner date at the all you can eat buffet at the Golden Corral. Sometimes found meandering in shopping malls purchasing clothes around size 7, instead of 14, because "it makes them look good". When returning home, the clothes are shoved into a closet, never to see the light of day, again.
There are Heiferacanous Americanous polluting the eye candy visuals in the Caribbean and in Europe. The Heiferacanous Americanous sport numerous tattoos and piercings so as to better emulate the bovines they resemble.
There are Heiferacanous Americanous polluting the eye candy visuals in the Caribbean and in Europe. The Heiferacanous Americanous sport numerous tattoos and piercings so as to better emulate the bovines they resemble.
That Heifericanous Americanous was totally blocking my vew at the concert when she started dancing in front of the stage.
by ChiefManGuu March 27, 2024
Get the Heifericanous Americanousmug. “That is the most American thing I have heard all day, David from Mississippi” -The rest of the world
by Dominoe’s pizza December 30, 2022
Get the Americanmug. by parquet52 October 25, 2020
Get the American Watermug. Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.
You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.
Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.
Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.
by AllSeeingElephant June 11, 2024
Get the That does not make American sense.mug. A nickname and a term to describe a male person embodying the traditional moral, ethical and cultural values of the United States of America.
by dicktionar May 31, 2023
Get the American Johnnymug. When an American is so Patriotic, they must salute whenever they see a United States flag until it has been moved or out of sight.
Uncle Bill has American Syndrome. Let's take advantage of it and steal all 2,500 of his guns and sell it to Afghanistan.
by The Fire Panda January 10, 2022
Get the American Syndromemug. A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.
Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
Get the The American Tolkienmug.