why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!
you:cuz i can!
by yeyepena123 October 22, 2019
by i4ba6g4rigt February 27, 2024
All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him
Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger
by Dexter2020 May 26, 2022
Billy: I was yanking the can last night
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
by Goatboijay May 23, 2018
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.
TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
by SURFDUDE88 December 09, 2023