mexi-man taco

when you eat the bean burrito that comes out of a mans ass

jeff: did you hear?
tom: what?
jeff: i gave stacy a mexi-man taco last night
tom: nice

by D. Sanchez! January 24, 2010

taco bell money

Loose Change

Guy 1: Dude I'm hungry but I'm broke
Guy 2: No worries man, I got some taco bell money

by JustGoNow November 15, 2018

taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.

Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."

by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017

Taco Twelve Pack

1. A party or Orgy with any multiple of twelve girls (eg. 12, 24, 36...)

2. When A guy comes to a party with twelve girls, he is bringing a Taco Twelve Pack

-Hey babe, it's taco night! invite your friends and we can make it a taco twelve pack

-With the taco twelve pack, you don't go to parties, you ARE the party

-why only drink on the weekend? Have a Taco Twelve Pack Tuesday, and really get the party going.

by Franklin Alexander December 9, 2011

One-Bean Taco

A woman’s clitoris and vulva.

“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”

by Alistair Cookie October 20, 2019

Australian Sloth Taco

An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.

“Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”

by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022

taco beam ejector

The taco beam ejector ejects
Taco laser beams. taco laser beam
If you were hit by a beam you will not be able tp speak english for 10.5 minutes

The taco beam ejector is very

Affordable.

by jerry dow April 15, 2019