spontaneous nut

When doing anything in life which causes such pleasure that you unexpectedly nut in your pants.

I was walking down the street and out of nowhere I spontaneous nut my pants

by DatNutLife October 2, 2017

Kegel Nut

An orgasm achieved by a man simply by flexing his pelvic floor muscles. This technique is typically employed discretely, ejaculating in one's pants.

Ryan busted a kegel nut in Berstein's office

by ValkoBlack January 5, 2016

Deez Nuts

A meme originating from a guy saying “Deez Nuts GOTTEM”

Person 1: Deez nuts gottem

Person 2: that’s not funny anymore *dies of cringe*

by MonstersIncEnthusiast October 15, 2022

Paralyzing Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you loose feeling in part of your body.

Some Guy- I had such a great night with my girl yesterday.
Other Guy- Was it that good?
Some Guy- Yeah, She gave me a paralyzing Nut soo strong I lost feeling in my legs for a whole minute.

by M0/\/ty December 1, 2017

Bitch nuts

When a lesbian puts some fake balls into her/his/it underwear, covered by tight jeans to show a ball sack like cameltoe. To be placed under the 10" black dildo she/he places in the underwear in order to go out in public.

Hey Chris, those bitch nuts you bought online really look full and real, how do they feel against your sewn up vag?

by Finger me Bottom April 8, 2023

Nut-waxer

A Nut-waxer is most commonly known as someone who jumps in on other peoples jokes and ruins them by adding something stupid to the joke. It can also be used to describe that kid who hangs out with your group of friends, but who no one really likes, but that person is still nice to have around just to mess with and make fun of, and of course to wax your nuts.

Matt: Bro, making fun of aaron is just as fun as going to Six flags, but it doesn't cost you thirty dollars.

Ian: Yeah dude, he's such a nut-waxer. hahahaha.

by mattinthehat93 December 6, 2009

nut roulette

When you feel pleasure when masturbating, you'll hold your breath and won't breathe until you cum. This may cause a heart attack and that’s why it's called nut roulette (after Russian roulette).

Jake: "Mike died doing nut roulette."
Tom: "Oh no what were his last words."
Jake: "He wanted to have ’I died doing what I loved’ on his gravestone.
Tom: "F"

by Drozdislav January 27, 2021