When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a little bowl and pours an alcoholic beverage in the bowl and his partner takes the shot.
by HH2018 June 9, 2025

When you sit across from a mirror while watching a movie or reading, so you can look up and grin at yourself during the good parts, and pretend that you're not alone. Like a caged bird interacting with its own reflection.
I'm usually birding when I read fan fiction, since no one gets as excited about my OTP as I do. Birding is like having a best friend who shares all your opinions!
by Dropped my thought October 8, 2021

by Bird Chirper August 25, 2023

by yuh😏😏😏 September 20, 2020

Flappy bird-
“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”
“Help them then”
“But Rod is using the keys”
“Well use the other set then”
Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.
“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”
“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”
“Help them then”
“But Rod is using the keys”
“Well use the other set then”
Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.
“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”
by Wahaag February 14, 2019

When you are fishing with a spinning-baitcasting reel and make a mistake causing line to unspool randomly and get tangled.
by FishManSnagged October 16, 2025

When you only have four toes which are birds, which just happen to be named Jameson, Margaret, Bertrude, and the other one.
by tekiiee March 8, 2024
