Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.

His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

by Tj1991 May 15, 2016

Fresh Water Rasta

White kid who claims his homeland is Jamaica.

His Reggae music collection is full of Bob Marley songs in all versions. His/her favorite is "no woman no cry" and can sign it like he/she owns it.
His/her attire consist on red, yellow and green anything.

And usually has a print or tattoo the of the Zion Lion somewhere.

Look at that kid from Ohio, singing No Woman No cry, he's such a Fresh Water Rasta.

by bluealmondhostel February 24, 2014

CHAINSMOKERS = WATER DEPRIVERS

Because of this below , they feel that they have ownership rights to any CHAT
AIR FIRE EARTH WATER /CHAINSMOKERS.400

You like the T-SHIRTS.

Now that they own the water It's they feel they can violate the songwriters rights to go and break the singwriters rights to alleviate dehydration or prevent it.

CHAINSMOKERS = WATER DEPRIVERS

by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021

day-after water

when you leave a soda cup from a fast food restaurant, containing only ice, sitting overnight and, in attempt to drink it the next morning, you realize it's a nasty combination of slight drops of soda, and the disgusting water the use for ice

dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water

by pkn300 February 18, 2011

The water is in the lint trap

Code for when some serious shit's about to go down

Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!

by Atomik235 October 17, 2019

Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

by cantbetheking January 5, 2014

COVID Holy Water

COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.

It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.

43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water

12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.

12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.

12: Amen.

by K_IRL October 16, 2020