Turkmen Knee Sandwich

When someone jabs you with their knee and elbow to make a forced crescent shape

Jason was being an asshole to Jacob, so Jacob gave him a turkmen knee sandwich

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle

Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024

Italian Sandwich

When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.

Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich

Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!

by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021

phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.

That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.

by rabidbilly May 17, 2014

pool sandwich

A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top

This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.

by Russianski July 15, 2025

South Sandwich

The South Sandwhich is a Delicacy in most cultures and is commonly known as a vagina or pussy.

This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA

the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.

Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.

Moe: Man i heard this place downtown got the best South Sandwich in town bro.

Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy

Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.

by GreenBuddah February 2, 2014