Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee

I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board

by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

riding the white dragon

Term referring to a state of being high on meth for several days

Riding the white dragon has ruined my teeth and my life.

by C-Live May 16, 2020

ride wit it

When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.

Ride wit it, Harry! Ride wit it!

by bowle'd April 5, 2017

Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest

To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would

Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.

by AR15 2005 April 20, 2021

Riding Dirty

The act of having sexual relations outside of marriage and never using contraception.

Dang, Joel wasnt home all last weekend, ole boy is riding dirty with all the neighbor women.

by Jjilas July 8, 2018

Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning

The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.

by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022