Pussy pasties

Pussy pasties.... When a girl smokes weed, just like her mouth gets pasties. So does her vagina, or "pussy". Smoke lots of weed before sex, going to need some lube. Or may I suggest some thc infused coconut oil.

Him.... "Are you not into it baby?"

Her...." No it's great... Just smoked a blunt, gave me the dam pussy pasties . Just grab the lube. "

by Daddy Seth November 1, 2017

Pussy Quake

Its when your pussy queefs so hard it creates an earth quake

Yo I was fucking the chick Sydney and she had a mega queef that shook the bed so I was like damn girl that was a pussy quake. - Matty B Tits

by Matty B Tits June 29, 2017

seasoned pussy

An older woman's vagina whose been very sexually active throughout life

That really friendly 55 yr old lady by the bar has some seasoned pussy.

The hot ass old women in those tight, tiny ass dresses by you, are seasoned pussy !

by boredom_at_best1116 November 16, 2017

rowboat pussy

A pussy so loose from fucking the penis moves around like a row from a rowboat in the vigina during sex

Kyla has the rowboat pussy like damn

by Litty shity December 11, 2017

Pussy Strings

Another word for seat belts.

Jore is driving Jon to the bar, speeding along a shitty dirt road.

Jon: "Fucks sake dude, these roads are shit, slow the fuck down."

Jore: "If you buckle your pussy strings, you are paying for the beer."

by Rubjubber March 3, 2017

pussy pat

A light tapping on the vagina with the shaft of the penis (often done at intervals during intercourse)

PUSSY PAT:

Guy: imma pussypat that hole o' yours.
Gurl: oh yeah! baby...

by GrimGazer July 10, 2016

pussy talker

The person who always promises but does nothing.

My roommate is a pussy talker. He has given me a lot of promises, but he does not do any of them

by Tourist10 May 13, 2016