There’s a Poser in the punch bowl!

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.

The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!

by Rico Dali August 10, 2025

Nazi punching

The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.

Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.

Nazi punching

Verb

Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”

by Notalexjones October 18, 2018

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

Punch

“Punch” or “Punched” is a term invented by the twitch streamer/tiktoker named nurionbothworlds, the definition is simple, it simply means something or someone is lame or unfunny. Particularly jokes or insults people make back at you.

“You are a incel!” ..”Yeah shut up, that shi was punch.”

by Shockotix September 17, 2024

Falcon punch

To punch someone in the vagina

Dude you are pissing me off, I'm gonna falcon punch you.

by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020

Hunch Punch

When you think a one night stand will be good, then it turns out awful.

Megan said that her and Nate had a hunch punch last night!

by Natalie123 March 22, 2017

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019