sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016

Your momas mouth

Where you talk

Don't let that that slip from your momas mouth

by Cnote the crow November 18, 2021

Mary Poppin’s Mouth

A throat so deep that you could pull anything out of it

That bitch had a mary poppin’s mouth so deep that I almost got lost.

by runnindownmyvagina November 28, 2021

break your mouth

So good it broke your mouth. Spanish expression from Uruguay.

Malcom's burger is so good it will break your mouth.

by Black House December 4, 2017

Trapezoid Mouth

A derogatory term for someone with a phitral column much shorter in width than their lower vermillion border, resulting in a pronounced mouth shape that resembles a trapezoid.

If a trapezoid mouth kisses an upside-down trapezoid mouth, they will produce a hexagon.

by FIRST!!! - Xander October 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 12, 2017