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Simp

A simp is a sucker imitating my profession
He says he is a PimP, but does the most umPimPish and unscripted nonsense. He cuts deals, Fucks on hoes that don't pay him and scared to check the butch when she is wrong,etc....He can never be more than a simple simp.
by King Carlos16 May 4, 2018
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Simp

that is you
by IAMASICKFUCK May 23, 2020
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Simp

Super alpha male that can do anything for girls. Hoping to get some head
Look at that simp paying money on a girl online.
by Normal alpha male July 7, 2020
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Simp

A guy who does way to much to try and get the puss.
A guy who puts hoes before bros.
You would be a simp if you are caught giving your life savings to a girl who doesn't even like you or someone who doesn't even know you.
Giving Alinity all your money and expecting her to fuck you
by Anti-simp101 May 26, 2020
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God Tier Simp

1. Someone who is HEAVILY simping for someone
2. (My favourite one) someone who is simping for many people at the same time.
1 - Aaron has only talked about Marshall Lee from adventure time lately- They are becoming a God Tier Simp
2 - Damn, Avery has spammed the simping channel with 18 different characters! They sure are a God Tier Simp
by DumbCrashingMoose February 4, 2023
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 1, 2024
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Simp

A simp is a person who says they're over a girl to their bros but then posts them on whatsapp. If one were to sum it up it's a Zondo basically.
by The person who is a human March 31, 2020
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