cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Digestive cookies

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I got some great Digestive cookies

by Cody5050 June 25, 2022

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Cookies and cream

cookies and cream is the term used to describe a situation where the majority of the people in the room are white and the minority is black.

Teacher: obama was the first black persedient in america.

Jerome: DAMN! the american government be on that cookies and cream shit

by choklitluverzpizza June 2, 2022

Cookie

vulva ('vagina'), female genitalia. A boner or sex

Want to eat my cookie.
Come and eat my cookie!
My cookie is so fucking hard

by ionlyfwithwi'mtoxic April 23, 2021

Cookie

the female genitalia, alternative name for a pussy. Also used to describe a promiscuous female.

Her cookie was so good. Oh that's cookie, go for it she's so easy!

by Jon 54 January 1, 2025

Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me

"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"

by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020