by fruitlooped March 14, 2018
by fruitlooped March 01, 2018
The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
by David6882 November 27, 2018
What you would call a man who’s good at something, and shows it off. Usually used as a joke when someone makes a correction.
Person 1: How the Hell do you spell show-fer?
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.
by Spookyanim June 06, 2024
Son: What's a chuck pants dad?
Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.
Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.
Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.
Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.
by Daddyasfuck January 07, 2016
When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 05, 2011
The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.
(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
by Blinging July 12, 2018