Your Mom 

A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...

Person 1: "are you in lesbian chat rooms again?"
Person 2:"well....uh...YOUR MOM!

Your Mom by Jerry Rules! September 21, 2005

your mom 

A phrase employed as a last ditch effort to save yourself in an arguement, avoid work, insult someone or simply when you have nothing else better to say.

Alex, did you do the rest of our very important project that's due today?

Errr..

You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!

I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.

your mom by DJ Silly Hat January 8, 2008

Your mom 

your mom can be used in plenty of situations pertaining to jokes, or diss's
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..

a)"dude, what did you do last night?"
b) "Your mom!"

or in a negative context;

a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"

Your mom by Maaadie August 13, 2008

your mom 

An annoying excuse for an insult or comical attempt.

Sally: "what are you doing tonight?"

Joe: "your mom."

Sally: "you are a fucking idiot."

your mom by alyssabeatsyou April 10, 2010

Your mom's mom's mom 

The insult used after "Your mom" and "You mom's mom" have already been exhausted. It is often used by small children that do not grasp the full scope of comebacks.

"Hey Timmy, want some apples?" "Your mom eats apples." "Your mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom's mom eats my dick and drinks my cum! Oooooooh!"

Your mom's mom's mom by AFuckingBearFuckerWithNoDick August 6, 2014

Lepy's Mom 

1. Friggen Huge
2. Someone who has such size that it can effect the tides
3. Mother of Lepy

That whale has nothing on Lepy's Mom.
Did you see the new stadium being built, It's atleast one and a half Lepy's Mom.

Lepy's Mom by Dude Kickass March 9, 2005

angry hispanic mom 

RUN!!!!!

SHIT IS MY MOM RUN!!!!
A ANGRY HISPANIC MOM

angry hispanic mom by meep3004 January 17, 2018