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The pig was as fat as your mum
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Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin
Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!
by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024
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sweating like a pig

A southern saying that I grew up with, but not sure where it came from. "sweating like a pig, who knows he's for dinner?"
by gayburns7 September 13, 2015
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Pig

The animal you kill to get bacon I'm triggering vegans
Joe: you want to go to the steak house?
Bob: sure!
*Driving to the steak house*
Joe: look at that vegan screaming at the steakhouse workers.
Bob: probably screaming at the workers for not selling salads and how they kill pigs
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Pig squeaky

Pig squeaky is when you feed a fat girl to much bread and cheese and you squeeze he Stomach hard enough to make her shit
Bro Michael has a pig squeaky as a girl friend she always be shitting when he hugs her
by Pig squeaky November 14, 2023
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Peppa pig

I love the episode where susie sheep has a peppa pig sandwich
by Sheeeeesbro September 19, 2021
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guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
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