plush friend

When you and a friend use your console controllers on each other for sexual pleasure.

Just a fly guy trying to drink beers and play some games with some plush friends

by Plush daddy June 30, 2021

GoFundMe Friend

A person who has friends, but they’re only friends out of pitty. Never the first person to call for plans, always left as a last option. Friends of the GoFundMe friend rarely make effort in hanging out.

“I never want to become a GoFundMe Friend, I only need real friends.”

by JustYourAverageGroupie July 4, 2021

Inter-Friends

Any one of those thousands of "friends" you may have made on any number of social media sites (Instagram, Facebook,......and yes even Myspace) that you have never met or will probably never meet, but claim as a buddy because they "liked" your pictures and or "followed" you.

Steve: "So my friend Dave Chappelle and I were chatting today"

Joe: "Fool you know damn well you don't know Dave Chappelle!"

Steve: "Yeah I do! We are good friends"

Joe: "Yeah right! "Inter-Friends" maybe! LOSER!

by The_Penguin_Gazette January 5, 2013

friend creep

When an ex or current partner begins adding your social media friends to their account without your knowledge.

Lori is again on her mission of friend creep. This past week she has added 10 of my friends on different social media sites.

by Mr. Creston August 31, 2013

welfareweather friend

A friend who hangs around only as long as you can provide what he or she cannot (or would rather not) provide for him or herself. This is the friend who is always lamenting their lack of money and makes you feel a certain level of pressure when the time comes to pay for lunch or other entertainment you've shared. This feeling can go as far as a feeling of guilt for being well-off (or not so necessitated) yourself and you may end up offering this person money to help them out. However, the welfareweather friend never pays back and their situation never seems to improve.

friend: "Should we invite Carmen to lunch with us?"
you: "I'd rather not have to pay for her today."
friend: "Yeah, that's true. And we'd have to pay for her kids' lunch too, for sure"
you: "Whenever I tell her I can't invite, she says no to everything. She's a welfareweather friend."

by madcopy August 20, 2013

Wasabi Friend

A friend that's only good in small amounts, just like the namesake food item. Most people like Wasabi, but none of us wants a gallon of it.

Mike's such a Wasabi Friend - he gets so annoying after like 3 hours. I dunno what it is about him but he just grates on you

by LeTravino June 22, 2011

Friend Loop

The common phenomenon of discovering a chain of Facebook friends that starts with you and moves through strangers' friends lists that then loop back to you again.
Reinforces the "small world" feeling.

My co-worker wanted me to cross-friend his disc-golf buddy. Found out that he is friends with someone that is also friends with my wife's best friend in college. He started a Friend Loop

by jeffowski July 2, 2011