Duck

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

by Duck your mum January 19, 2018

ducking

When your phone wants to be a bitch and auto correct you.

katy: I am going to ducking kill cacey
katy: ducking
katy: stupid auto correct i ment ducking
katy:stupid ducking phone
katy:duck this phone
katy's friend:wtf

by what the f- April 28, 2021

drippy duck

When you jizz in a vagina and it starts dripping

"Jim me ducks dripping again"
"Oh no jim you've dripped me duck again"

Drippy duck
"Jim me ducks dripping again"

"Oh no jim you've dripped me duck again"

by BigBeanzFordy June 22, 2016

Donald Duck

A very cute, green duck who likes to play with his friends and used to live at a funfair at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park Funfair.

Donald Duck: Look at that Donald! He's very fluffy.

by Dreamy chocolate May 22, 2018

Ducking

When you make the action of ducking

That guy over there just ducked

That ducking was perfect

by Captaincarotte December 21, 2017

Ducking the five

Avoiding the police

‘We where out last night, ducking the five, still

by Gabeitch September 2, 2019

Duck

Old school word for an ugly chick.

Tony: Yo, you gonna hit that chick Griselda or what?
Chris: Hell naw! She a duck.

by ogtonyeq January 28, 2022